Sorry. Just another joke of Kam's. 

What I really want to talk about are those red little stains on the paintings. They are eye-catching and they are artistic. They are simply fantastic. They are seals, or Chinese seals to be specific. 

From an ancient symbol of authority (of emperors and generals) to today's simple tool of signature, the element of art has always been an inseparable part of the seal. 

Some people might think Chinese characters are complicated. In fact,  it was way worse before the characters were unified around 200 B.C. There were numerous character sets then and there were easily 100+ corresponding characters for each character that we are using today. However, when these super complicated characters reappear on seals, they become bloody good looking work of art.
  

Optional Seal Stones

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For as low as $30, you can a have a custom made seal of your own. You may choose to have your name's Chinese translation or a simple motto engraved on the seal. 
 

US$	Size	Shape	# of Characters	Design	Lead Time
30	3/4 to 1 in.	sqr/round	4 included +$5 per extra	ancient character  simple arrangement	ship 7-14 days  after payment cleared
45	< 2 in.	irregular	5 included +$6 per extra	ancient character  simple arrangement	ship 7-14 days  after payment cleared
60	2 in.	sqr/irregular	6 included +$8 per extra	ancient character  simple arrangement	ship 7-14 days  after payment cleared
nego	nego	nego	nego	ancient & pictorial characters/artist designed layout	depends
* Seal itself is made of stone * Free Chinese red ink pad * S&H $5 for 1" and below. $7 for larger seals. Waived if optional seal stone is used.